Maybe you’re made of coconut
Maybe I just like you a lot
But every time you tip my cup
I say :
“Oh, what a waste, couldn’t you just
Pick me up out from the dust
And dust me off”

Cause I don’t care anymore
Who wears the rings and pearls
The coat, the furs
OK I’ll be the girl
Cause I’m concerned about my youth
And I can no longer think in terms of you
But sure I’ll be the girl
You know I’ll be the girl
If you want me to, just say the word
And there I’ll be: The Girl

Maybe I am afraid of the dark
You caught a cold, I caught a spark
You blow my mind, I blow your top
You wear the pants, I wear make-up
And when I’m down, it’s not enough
You talk about love, I flip you off

Cause I don’t care anymore
Who wears the rings and pearls
The coat, the furs
OK I’ll be the girl
Cause I’m concerned about my youth
And I can no longer think in terms of you
But sure I’ll be the girl
OK I’ll be the girl
If you want me to, just say the word
And there I’ll be: The Girl

Maybe I should leave it to that
And buy a red baseball cap
Become Mister I-Don’t-Give-A-Crap
Oh you’re so funny, you’re so cute
Why do you have to make me puke
About every time I look at you